Imagine the following TV ad: “Have you lost millions in the financial crisis? Are you suffering from anxiety, shame, guilt, insomnia, depression and a generalized loss of status? Do you look at your investment statements and break out in a cold sweat? Has your yacht been repo’d?

"If so, you probably have Financial Loss Syndrome. Recent surveys show that more than 3 million Americans suffer from Financial Loss Syndrome, also known as FLS. Yet they don't have to suffer anymore. There is a cure. It's called…"